About Kelly Martin

Kelly Martin is an I.T. sales professional, a father, a husband, a novelist, a writer, a world traveler, a unicyclist, a lefty, carries a geiger counter and a GPS when he travels, he's dog friendly, and every so often, quite funny.

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I'm the real Kelly Martin, the original and authentic, the number one. The King of all Kelly Martin's everywhere in the world, orbiting the planet, on the moon and through the realm of cyberspace and beyond. That means I am still number one on Google since the beginning of web space and search engine time.

Yes, you have reached the official site. No, the others are all impostors. All other Kelly Martin are indeed someone else entirely other than me.

If the reader of this document is named Kelly Martin as well, and a search brought you here... please, smile at the camera, and then bow. Bow now to the real Kelly Martin. Bow to the Kelly Martin from whence the origin of all other Kelly Martins on the web came, from whence behooved each and every visitor to this website. Typing faster than any other Kelly Martin around. That's right, the real Kelly Martin is here, and he's me.

Note that aliases might include Kelly Martian, Kelly Martens, Quel-y Martin, Killee Martin (as the French would pronounce it), Kel ly Mar tin, Martin Kelly, and possibly others.